One Liners, Jokes, Quotes, Comebacks & More

You can't wash your eyes with soap.

2. You can’t count your hairs.
3. You can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried No.3.
6. When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped No. 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too.

 

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Author: 
Bertrand Russell
 

The road to success is always under construction.

Author: 
Lily Tomlin